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Savage wrote:Frank is actually an animatronic creation. He was created to drink, and record the effects. We have learned so much from him. A drinking machine, that never passes out, and has the power of beautiful blue eyes (the better to seduce strange women into buying drinks), he goes ever forth, to better our knowledge of drunkage. No, wait...he really does not exist. He is merely a creation of a maniacal old man who, locked in a closet in a sanity-cleansing institution far away, feebly types away on an ancient Smith Corona, praying that someday, Santa will come, and loose him from his bonds, and give him chocolate and some Hot Wheels.
Well this god damned recording the effects needs to come to light with the movie!

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THERE IS NO MOVIE. YOU IMAGINED IT.
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I KNEW I WAS IN AN ALTERNATE MATRIX
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Savage wrote:Ript, Ript? (struggles with memory--being over fifty is a bitch) My dear French person, let us put unpleasant things aside, and instead discuss more important matters, such as, what wine goes with a steak sandwich?
Ah, deer Lady Savage, I would suggest Pomerol or some nice Argentinian.
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Afak the movie was not re-released yet because of the Tom Cruise/Mel Gibson love scene. For copyright purposes some editing needs to be done that also includes the re-filming of a once promising integral 30 minute part of the flick. Google "Donkey Fucking Clerks 2" and you get an idea.
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Ya know, sometimes I wonder, what the hell was I drinking?
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Savage wrote:Ya know, sometimes I wonder, what the hell was I drinking?
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μεθύστακας wrote:.
I might steal that quote
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oettinger wrote:
μεθύστακας wrote:.
I might steal that quote
lol.
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Wow! You guys waited 4 mos. to make that exchange over that comment? This is just a vibrant ever growing website with threads just bursting with response. Yeah... we are demoralized drunks at this point... how sad...
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Lush City wrote:Wow! You guys waited 4 mos. to make that exchange over that comment? This is just a vibrant ever growing website with threads just bursting with response. Yeah... we are demoralized drunks at this point... how sad...
for mos? what the hell are you talking about.
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4 months. I said nothing because I didn't find
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Eloquent really.

And maybe attendance has something to do with MDM, the magazine, not printing as much? Or has it always been that way?

If FKR (slurred be his name) needs submissions, I'm sure I can scrape something together. The magazine/book is how I ended up here, and would love to be the idle hands that bring others to this workshop. Writing for MDM would be a fun new direction after 2 years writing for theology journals.
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Lush City wrote:Wow! You guys waited 4 mos. to make that exchange over that comment? This is just a vibrant ever growing website with threads just bursting with response. Yeah... we are demoralized drunks at this point... how sad...
And it took you 4 drinks to respond.
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