Rallying Cry!

Post by **NYDingbat** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:23 pm

What is/are your most effective rallying words for those of your bretheren who may be on the fence when the prospect of a night's hoochin' is broached?

When met with contretemps such as,

"Waaahhh, I have to get up for work in 15 hours!"

"Waaaahhh, I'm still hungover from last niiiiiight."

"Waaaahhhh, I haven't finished my Hep C medication yyyyyeeeet!"

What is your retort?

Do ya go all Marine Drill Sergaeant:

"AAAAllllrrrriiiight you worthless Drys! Carrie Nation's pussy is wetter than your whistle!!"

Do ya cast a spell?

"Bubble bubble, toil and trouble, make my sissy buddy drink a double..."

Do ya just lay it on the fuckin' line?

Drink, ya thirsty fuck!*

*This in NO WAY connotes instruction to our actual Thirsty. No man nor deity deigns, nor needs, to require him to drink.

What say you to the fencesitters??

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:43 am

I generally just question whether or not we should remain friends. All in or hit the pike. No one needs that kind of negativity in their lives.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:23 pm

One should always remain unemotional and logical, when dealing with these trials. Therefore, I suggest:

"Drink long and prosper!" (especially when proferred with this)...

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Should you want a similar flask, go to this site.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:13 pm

I needs that flask.

It doesn't bug me if my friends don't Drink. More Booze for me!

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:36 am

That's why I like you Screwball. Always looking at the bright side.

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:44 pm

Rallying!

Yeee fucking haw!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:30 pm

I start off by calling said sissy a sissy, then if they say anything anytime I over ride their statement with a loud "WHATEVER SISSY".
It usually works.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:01 pm

WHATEVER SISSY!

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:26 pm

Patchez wrote:I generally just question whether or not we should remain friends. All in or hit the pike. No one needs that kind of negativity in their lives.

Fortnately the one person I used to call Friend left me years ago, Spike or no Spike. My genglish might be broken though

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:43 pm

Mostly:

You owe me a shot, yeah?

Followed by

"eh I own ye? Well I got the booze and you have yer arse to place here"

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:34 am

NYDingbat wrote: What say you to the fencesitters??

Is it in yet?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:24 pm

whiskeyprick wrote:
NYDingbat wrote: What say you to the fencesitters??
Is it in yet?

HA!
wait that ain't funny.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:46 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:
NYDingbat wrote: What say you to the fencesitters??
Is it in yet?
HA!
wait that ain't funny.

Rectum? Almost killed 'em!

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:48 pm

Have fun stormin' the castle!

shawnonious · Post by **shawnonious** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:55 am

I normally call them pussies a few times. I then let the expletives degrade further and further down.

Eventually I either end up wasted with the right pals in ridiculous shenanigans, or posting on MDf at 6am, like I am now.

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