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Mr. Viking wrote:Boozi isn't wearing trousers
He wants to watch out for penguins hunting...


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You get shitfaced at a bar and this drunk girl looks more and more enticing after a couple of drinks.
An escapade "why not?" you ask yourself nodding.



The next morning you wake up next to her in your bedroom realizing it was your wife all the time.
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You challenge a healthy 14yo to a race and sprint so hard you trip over your own slippers and skin every knuckle, knee and elbow you have on the pavement. Another wise man once said, "Pain is sometimes the price of laughter"
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You get filthy rich by returning your empties.

Being undrunk on work-days is a once in a liftetime experience worth celebrating.
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You must hold in the fart while visiting the little man's room
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Mr. Viking wrote:You must hold in the fart while visiting the little man's room
Hmm. Ya know, the Oett likes it when you sneak in and fart and then leave.

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oettinger wrote:You get filthy rich by returning your empties.

Being undrunk on work-days is a once in a liftetime experience worth celebrating.
Speaking of celebrating:

Just a few more empty Kraken bottles and I will have enough money to buy my wife a proper gift.

Guess what, honey?

I got some Kraken for you!

What? You don't like this?


I'll return it for you.


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You take a piss the morning after a good night and it has a head on it.
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You check the MDM boards on a daily basis, twice
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oettinger wrote:You check the MDM boards on an hourly basis, twice
You might have a Drunkard problem my friend. Looks like we'll have to intervene.

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Because of your family American Airlines created a whole new Airline under-class called "America`s most Loaded"
When you wake up in jail after having a smoke, you wonder who keeps up with messing up the place you have called home for a year now, and if the people living there will take note of you missing all of a sudden.
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oettinger wrote:Because of your family American Airlines created a whole new Airline under-class called "America`s most Loaded"
When you wake up in jail after having a smoke, you wonder who keeps up with messing up the place you have called home for a year now, and if the people living there will take note of you missing all of a sudden.
reminds me of the time I stole a wheelchair at the airport, made a bunch of friends on the bar, then tried to board the plane early as disabled
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Ya know, when you feel fine in the hospital, after getting several bags of blood in transfusion, and you later realize that you never even missed your daily dose of bourbon, yet, suddenly, you have several pass-out seizures, and are sent to intensive care, under the charge of nurse Mengele, and still, you just want to go home. Not to drink, to rest.

Oh wow. Maybe I don't qualify to be here. I think I might be a drunkard who just drinks because it tastes good, not because I have an addiction. Kind of like my beloved chocolate. I would miss it, but I could deal with it. Meanwhile, pour me a quadruple Makers, wouldja?
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:Ya know, when you feel fine in the hospital, after getting several bags of blood in transfusion, and you later realize that you never even missed your daily dose of bourbon, yet, suddenly, you have several pass-out seizures, and are sent to intensive care, under the charge of nurse Mengele, and still, you just want to go home. Not to drink, to rest.

Oh wow. Maybe I don't qualify to be here. I think I might be a drunkard who just drinks because it tastes good, not because I have an addiction. Kind of like my beloved chocolate. I would miss it, but I could deal with it. Meanwhile, pour me a quadruple Makers, wouldja?
it's just the withdrawls You will soon soon be home sucking on that sweet sweet bourbon
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