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[Badfellow]

...multiple liquor stores recognize you as a regular.

THat is a GREAT way to keep score!
I'm a 3. You?

Used to be a 3 myself until one burned down.

[Patchez]

Used to be a 3 myself until one burned down.

Serves them right for price gouging the bourbons though.

[Lush City]

You know you are drunk when you can't find your car in the parking lot of the joint you just got soused and you call the police and tell them your car has been stolen. The cop on the other end of the call tells you that if he sees you driving around tonight he will bust you for driving drunk. Damn smart ass phones give away your location every time!

[Nausea]

...multiple liquor stores recognize you as a regular.

THat is a GREAT way to keep score!
I'm a 3. You?

I'm a 1. I don't think anyone else carries Kentucky Deluxe, so they've got my loyalty.

I was a 3 in college for sure. I only rotated them because I didn't want to appear like a huge drunk, but they recognized me anyways. How the times have changed, as I now don't give a shit.

[Lush City]

...multiple liquor stores recognize you as a regular.

THat is a GREAT way to keep score!
I'm a 3. You?

I'm a 1. I don't think anyone else carries Kentucky Deluxe, so they've got my loyalty.

I was a 3 in college for sure. I only rotated them because I didn't want to appear like a huge drunk, but they recognized me anyways. How the times have changed, as I now don't give a shit.

I salute the drunkard tradition. Yes, we all do silly consumer games to preserve our privacy. They don't care. All they want is the cash and I want the booze.

[oettinger]

On a drunkard board you`re starting a thread titled "You are not a drunkard when..."

[oettinger]

You`re getting a roast by never met in life (and you are pretty sure about this one) celebritys

[oettinger]

Your car gains 10 percent more horsepower with your bloodsamples instead of regular

[Lush City]

Yeah, this might sound familiar. You are at a party drinking and later on you open your eyes and realize you don't recognize anyone in the room or how you got there or what part of town you are located. All you can do is creep slowly for the door and start walking down the street to the nearest thoroughfare to read the street signs. This is my worst nightmare. It happens.

[oettinger]

Yeah, this might sound familiar. You are at a party drinking and later on you open your eyes and realize you don't recognize anyone in the room or how you got there or what part of town you are located. All you can do is creep slowly for the door and start walking down the street to the nearest thoroughfare to read the street signs. This is my worst nightmare. It happens.

It happens a lot.

There`s the late night train going around here, that mofo stops service in a nearby town around five o clock on sunday mornings.
Me and friends have on multiple occasions waken up in this very unfamiliar town and camped out there like bums. The first ride back home is at noon.
Always brutal during winter times

[Lush City]

Yeah, this might sound familiar. You are at a party drinking and later on you open your eyes and realize you don't recognize anyone in the room or how you got there or what part of town you are located. All you can do is creep slowly for the door and start walking down the street to the nearest thoroughfare to read the street signs. This is my worst nightmare. It happens.

It happens a lot.

There`s the late night train going around here, that mofo stops service in a nearby town around five o clock on sunday mornings.
Me and friends have on multiple occasions waken up in this very unfamiliar town and camped out there like bums. The first ride back home is at noon.
Always brutal during winter times

LMAO!

[Patchez]

You know there is no way you're gonna piss with out making a mess, so you doo what any proper Drunkard would do. Sit down. Now You Know You're Drunk When you realize you didn't put the seat down but finish anyway.

[oettinger]

You know there is no way you're gonna piss with out making a mess, so you doo what any proper Drunkard would do. Sit down. Now You Know You're Drunk When you realize you didn't put the seat down but finish anyway.

The real mirracle occours when you finally manage to get back up, turn around and slip in your smear again

[mistah willies]

You know there is no way you're gonna piss with out making a mess, so you doo what any proper Drunkard would do. Sit down. Now You Know You're Drunk When you realize you didn't put the seat down but finish anyway.

The real mirracle occours when you finally manage to get back up, turn around and slip in your smear again

,,,and you don't have to pull up your pants because the they're still up.

[mistah willies]

... When you realize that the neighbors all tun off their lights when you're outside howling at the moon.
Or when they come back on
a few
hours later

What a helluva spawn day.

G'nite and amen