YKYDW....

[Lush City]

You know there is no way you're gonna piss with out making a mess, so you doo what any proper Drunkard would do. Sit down. Now You Know You're Drunk When you realize you didn't put the seat down but finish anyway.

The real mirracle occours when you finally manage to get back up, turn around and slip in your smear again

,,,and you don't have to pull up your pants because the they're still up.

Yeah, thanks for the graphic!

[Nausea]

YKYDW You're seeing double-triplish of ordinarhy vision when attempgint to relax.

I se the spelling errors and could correct tohem but fuck that/

[oettinger]

YKYDW You're seeing double-triplish of ordinarhy vision when attempgint to relax.

I se the spelling errors and could correct tohem but fuck that/

What spelling errors?

[Lush City]

You know you're drunk when you mattress calls to you over your need for another drink. Good night to all!

[oettinger]

A stranded Wale`s liver is a welcome organ donor for the weekend

[oettinger]

You come crawling out the desert dehydrated mumbling:

Please one drop
only one drop

of vodka

[mistah willies]

TKYDW
... You try to post something during that saving Grace, a lover unknown,
before the world begins to turn yet again,

...a moment of ocean-deep clear eyes when yours are blood like a bad moon

And it's still time for another one

[Nausea]

And it's still time for another one

Haha. What is your obsession with this video?

[oettinger]

Video?

I got cat porn pics

[mistah willies]

And it's still time for another one

Haha. What is your obsession with this video?

Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983


(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)

[oettinger]

You sign in to an alcoholic forum like modern drunktard and call yourself Thirsty Cum

[mistah willies]

You sign in to an alcoholic forum like modern drunktard and call yourself Thirsty Cum

I'm always VDWYKYDW (Very Drunk When You Know You're DRINKing When) yuo have been up all night into the ugly daylight and it rumbles his angry photon beam into your eyes.

Sol is like the closing hour bright tumescent bar-lights. But work begins anew on Tuesday. Luminescent. Blecch.

Until then,

Fuck sunlight.

I get my vitamin D from bourbon and rum.

[oettinger]

Fuck it lets drink,
I`ve seen sun two tines in life, once it was too close and the other time it was stumbling M.I.A.
Burn motherfucker burn

[mistah willies]

Fuck it lets drink,
I`ve seen sun two tines in life, once it was too close and the other time it was stumbling M.I.A.
Burn motherfucker burn

We create our own black-out-hole in this here FKR's place. Supermassive.

Now for a shot of Quasar Beam.

[Nausea]

Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983


(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)

The link did seem kind of sketchy, but I fuggured you wouldn't try to h4x0r me.