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Nausea wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:39 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:35 pm

Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983


(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)
The link did seem kind of sketchy, but I fuggured you wouldn't try to h4x0r me.
I typed it in google, turned out to be my mom`s landline

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mistah willies wrote:
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Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:42 pm
You sign in to an alcoholic forum like modern drunktard and call yourself Thirsty Cum
yuo have been up all night into the ugly daylight and it rumbles his angry photon beam into your eyes.
"yuo"? Who are you? Diva Bitch?!
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You marry someone you met online from the Modern Drunkard board.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:16 am
You marry someone you met online from the Modern Drunkard board.
You two did it.

... And then got married and are doing it more.

Seriously, though, celebration is in order!

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It's really great to join into a thread that has thoroughly degenerated into a total Bacchanal of drunkenness and imagined fornication. May the joy juice continue to flow and fuel the creative Id.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.

Then your married life consists of:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
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Your bac starts over at zero because you hit 100
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You don`t have to order pizza, the delivery guys call in from time to time and check if you might be hungry
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:16 am
You marry someone you met online from the Modern Drunkard board.
Say, uh what?

I mean, congratulations!

I've really been out of the loop for a while, huh?

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Bur wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:19 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:16 am
You marry someone you met online from the Modern Drunkard board.
Say, uh what?

I mean, congratulations!

I've really been out of the loop for a while, huh?
Ja to Oettinger of all drunkards. Come on Skype sometime! :D
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I will try and catch up with you guys on say Saturday? I almost got in to skype and fucked it over again due to being smashed. PM me your current handles as I have no idea what this handle will be under. Haven't been on me own skype in like 2+ years either. Either of them.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 11:48 am
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.

Then your married life consists of:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?

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Sammy wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:39 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 11:48 am
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.

Then your married life consists of:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?
She went over there. She is over there, over there, tell them that the Yanks are coming over there.
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Patchez wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:09 pm
Sammy wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:39 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 11:48 am
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.

Then your married life consists of:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?
She went over there. She is over there, over there, tell them that the Yanks are coming over there.
Are you suggesting an Oktoberfest invasion? DAS BOOT!

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You know you are drunk when you can't remember your last drink.
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