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[oettinger]

During job interviews you mention MDM board black beer belly membership in silver platter over wasted ice as valid credentials.

And feel appalled when the interviewer has no idea what you are talking about.

Didin`t matter anyway, you were not offered a beer to begin with, wasn`t intereseted in the job anymore from then on.

[oettinger]

Depending on your weekly intake 5-10 people get either hired or fired in the lokal boozfactory

[Shane-O-Matic]

Briefly locked myself out of my flat earlier when I went for a smoke. The error was clearly in locking the door in the first place.

[oettinger]

Briefly locked myself out of my flat earlier when I went for a smoke. The error was clearly in locking the door in the first place.

With a door locked you can`t close it, right? Am I missing something here

[oettinger]

You just spent 5 hours reading old MDM posts sipping a bottle and a half

[oettinger]

Putting a frozen pizza into the oven is going to be your masterpiece in cooking class

[oettinger]

You get upset with a bunch of drunks not replying to your drunk posts

[scream ale]

You get upset with a bunch of drunks not replying to your drunk posts

Hey man I have a life.
It's sad and pathetic but it's still a life.

[Nausea]

Whiskey is my "life." The good part of it, anyways.

[oettinger]

I don`t know, you tell me

Your "cookie-jar" is a bottle of rotgut

Your first born`s name is Alc

No worries when you step on a rusty nail, your blood acts as a disinfectant

[oettinger]

You never drank alone in your life, it was always Mr. Bottle and Ms. Cigarette with you

[oettinger]

You`re good sport. For five minutes on monday mornings you drink coffee to let exhausted hangover catch up again. Well refuled with hooch you take him for another run around the block

[Nausea]

You can identify all the bottles in a distant picture of a bar shelf.

[Patchez]

You can identify all the bottles in a distant picture of a bar shelf.

As an aside I can usually pick out a bourbon by the shape of the bottle in movies.

[Lush City]

You know you're drunk when you wake up in the middle of the night and climb out your bedroom window then creep around the house and sit on the front lawn and howl at the moon. Police came so they tell you but you don't remember anything more.