YKYDW....
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...you close your eyes and it feels like a roller-coaster ride.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...you practice each of your best maniacal laughters in public spaces after each flask swig.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...you try to seek venture capital funding for your whiskey deodorizer, but are too drunk to type up a business plan.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...your liver starts writing emotional poetry about being overworked.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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your liver left a letter to the other organs:
Ok guys, it`s my time to leave, the dóctor odered bloodyliver-samples.
Was nice partying with you. (IWe fucked thos kidney-bros up, didn`t we)
Anyway, heart is about to give up, lung looks like a dragstrip, brain is shattered and can`t beleive it!!!
When your organs talk like that you need to drink more and make them shut the fuck up
Drink!
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...you twerk and your ass warps in and out of the 4th dimension of space.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...your neck cannot any longer support your upright head.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...your eyes roll into the back of your head and you gain glimpses of the after-life.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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When you were clinically dead one time, only a direct shot of pure alcohol to liver could safe your life
Drink!
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Your drunkard wife left you because you stopped drinking for five minutes on a monday morning
Drink!