YKYDW....

[oettinger]

You know you are drunk when you can't remember your last drink.

Easy to remember, it usually ends up on your frozen pizza

[ThirstyDrunk]

The phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.

[Rye and Coke]

The phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.

It sounds like a death bed request.

Hell, that's all it should ever sound like.

[oettinger]

Conspiracy-theorists claim you are an unidentified drunk object

[Lush City]

You know you are drunk when a major earthquake shakes your world and you immediately start considering the notion of quitting your drinking.

[oettinger]

You know you are drunk when a major earthquake shakes your world and you immediately start considering the notion of quitting your drinking.

no, that`s called a pussy

YKYDW you are prepared for every earthquake with according mixers in hand. Two tone 6er richterscale or a more sophisticated 5 part 8 on the richters cocktail mixers

[oettinger]

Your familiy doctor jumps into fetal position sucking his thumb just by your mere presence.
When forced to read your blood tests he says: No. no. no no. "You read it" he says shiverring still sucking on an old artificial breast-feeding device he found in the pre war supply shelf.

[Rye and Coke]

You know you are drunk when a major earthquake shakes your world and you immediately start considering the notion of quitting your drinking.

D.C. had an earthquake in '11 I think. I was working in the city and they let us out early. Everyone went home, I went straight to one of my favorite bars on U Street, Ben's Next Door. So yeah, nah, the ground giving away underneath me is just more of a reason to tip a few.

[oettinger]

Your familiy doctor jumps into fetal position sucking his thumb just by your mere presence.
When forced to read your blood tests he says: No. no. no no. "You read it" he says shiverring still sucking on an old artificial breast-feeding device he found in the pre war supply shelf.

You try to make a sense out of your postings from 10 hours ago

[oettinger]

During summer olympics they do an obstacle run inspired by you stumbling home drunk

[oettinger]

Your passport clearly states you are not from this country , but the heck you can not remember were you originated from

[oettinger]

your drinking habit has an acohol problem

[Badfellow]

The phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.

It sounds like a death bed request.

Hell, that's all it should ever sound like.

Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.*













(*) 86 Rules of Boozing v.2

[Patchez]

Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.*













(*) 86 Rules of Boozing v.2

Speaking of the revised Rules, are these to supersede the original Rules or should we just add the new ones to the old poster?

[oettinger]

Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.*













(*) 86 Rules of Boozing v.2

Speaking of the revised Rules, are these to supersede the original Rules or should we just add the new ones to the old poster?

A refreshed look at it doesn`t scream supersede to me.