It's really great to join into a thread that has thoroughly degenerated into a total Bacchanal of drunkenness and imagined fornication. May the joy juice continue to flow and fuel the creative Id.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.
Then your married life consists of:
* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
I will try and catch up with you guys on say Saturday? I almost got in to skype and fucked it over again due to being smashed. PM me your current handles as I have no idea what this handle will be under. Haven't been on me own skype in like 2+ years either. Either of them.
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.
Then your married life consists of:
* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.
Then your married life consists of:
* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?
She went over there. She is over there, over there, tell them that the Yanks are coming over there.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time. Then you get married 8 months later.
Then your married life consists of:
* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
So did you move to Deutschland or are you attempting to import him to the USA illegally by hiding him in an empty case of bum wine?
She went over there. She is over there, over there, tell them that the Yanks are coming over there.
Are you suggesting an Oktoberfest invasion? DAS BOOT!