YKYDW....

[Nausea]

...your regular liquor store employee starts to look at you sketchily as your hands start shaking handing him the exact amount for your cash purchase.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

You look in the mirror and say to yourself "Damn, you look good. You bleary eyed, splotchy red faced, dandruff dusting, booger picking, beautiful son of a bitch."

Call it arrogance, drunkover, sense of entitlement or simply you are a jerk. I wake up each day feeling like, in a drunken fervor, I could topple kings.

[oettinger]

Black out?! What about calling it Wipe-Outs

[Nausea]

...every night after you pass out, your bladder gets stretched more and more by the increasing amounts of booze.

[oettinger]

you still have almost half a roll of toilet paper, but the three crates of beer and 6 bottles of bourbon really cause you woken nights

[scream ale]

^^^ I know what you mean. I wake up sweating and shaking about it....scary shit.

[Nausea]

Your blood from a cut mostly evaporates.

[oettinger]

You knew once, but can`t remember right now

[oettinger]

Friends and family are in awe about your drinking abilities and told you so many many times

[whiskeyprick]

Friends and family are in awe about your drinking abilities and told you so many many times

but they still play poker with you

[oettinger]

You leave a sleepingbag, a toothbrush and a fresh pair of undies in the drunktank for next time

[Nausea]

You marvel at how good of a dancer you are, dancing drunk, alone.

[oettinger]

You marvel at how good of a dancer you are, dancing drunk, alone.

You are your biggest fan, in everything

[Nausea]

Someone asks you to "repeat" yourself and you think, fondly, of your Islay Scotch.

[oettinger]

Your favorite brewery lets you sample every bottle before it gets delivered