YKYDW....

[oettinger]

"Stop" signs indicate to you to stop drinking for a second and have a smoke

[oettinger]

The harder you think about it the worse the result

You had no clue anyway

[scream ale]

^^^ that could apply to everything. Well put.

[oettinger]

You have nightmares about just being semi stumbling drunk

[scream ale]

I have nightmares about being on the loading dock

[oettinger]

When drunkenly spelled backwards your family name is some kick ass cocktail recipe

[oettinger]

your private email ends in @drunk

[oettinger]

Doctors world wide agreed to name intense liver failure after you

[oettinger]

You crawl into a tupper party pissing yourself screaming "And this is why I continue, fuck AA"

[oettinger]

Beer seems to be a decent mixer for your vodka

[oettinger]

Your favorite pastime between passing out and pissing yourself is getting shitting drunk

[oettinger]

Your doctor telling you if you continue drinking this heavily

in his office, he might ask you to leave.

[Nausea]

You get annoyed at waking up because it means you haven't been drinking.

[Nausea]

It's too late to pick up food, but at 10 pm you leave a message on the Chinese food restaurant's voicemail for takeout the next day.

[oettinger]

It's too late to pick up food, but at 10 pm you leave a message on the Chinese food restaurant's voicemail for takeout the next day.

Hmm I love some slut kung bao