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[oettinger]

Your parents gave you a middle name in case you forgot the first one

[Lush City]

You know you are drunk when you forget where you parked your car and call the police to report it stolen.

[Nausea]

...750s of liquor look smaller and smaller.

[oettinger]

You`re the alcohlic central of the universe, Kegs and Barrells seem to gravitate towards you

[oettinger]

You`re watching David Hasselhoff eating a burger thinking: This isn`t messy at all, I have dinner like that every night

[Nausea]

Your cold dead hand reaches through the soil toward that almost-empty crushed Pabst can some teenager left on your grave.

[oettinger]

You`re not a vampire or anything, but you were so desperate for hooch you had to suck that bum`s blood

[oettinger]

You can`t remember why the heck not

[Nausea]

You got so drunk you spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to set your alarm clock for work the next day.

And you set it for 2:10 pm.

[Patchez]

You got so drunk you spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to set your alarm clock for work the next day.

And you set it for 2:10 pm.

I once set my calculator for 6.30.

[oettinger]

Your parents are called Over and Dosed

[oettinger]

Your father was Darth Vader but you negleted him because he never build you the drunk-death star that you always wanted

[oettinger]

you shit yourself during a drunken skype call

[Nausea]

You pass out and go to sleep in the jeans you'll wear for work tomorrow, forgetting that you puked on them a little bit.

[Nausea]

You have an emergency puke bucket and a bottle of water next to all of your favorite passing out locations.