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"Stop" signs indicate to you to stop drinking for a second and have a smoke
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The harder you think about it the worse the result
You had no clue anyway
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by scream ale »
^^^ that could apply to everything. Well put.
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You have nightmares about just being semi stumbling drunk
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I have nightmares about being on the loading dock
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When drunkenly spelled backwards your family name is some kick ass cocktail recipe
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your private email ends in @drunk
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Doctors world wide agreed to name intense liver failure after you
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by oettinger »
You crawl into a tupper party pissing yourself screaming "And this is why I continue, fuck AA"
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by oettinger »
Beer seems to be a decent mixer for your vodka
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Your favorite pastime between passing out and pissing yourself is getting shitting drunk
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by oettinger »
Your doctor telling you if you continue drinking this heavily
in his office, he might ask you to leave.
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by Nausea »
You get annoyed at waking up because it means you haven't been drinking.
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It's too late to pick up food, but at 10 pm you leave a message on the Chinese food restaurant's voicemail for takeout the next day.
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by oettinger »
Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:37 pm
It's too late to pick up food, but at 10 pm you leave a message on the Chinese food restaurant's voicemail for takeout the next day.
Hmm I love some slut kung bao
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