YKYDW....
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Mr. Viking
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Re: YKYDW....
Boozi isn't wearing trousers
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Palinka (RIP)
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He's advertising again...Mr. Viking wrote:Boozi isn't wearing trousers
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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You call someone and ask them why they called you.
You think Screwball is a decent human being. And clean.
You think Screwball is a decent human being. And clean.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Screwball
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:You call someone and ask them why they called you.
You think Screwball is a decent human being. And clean.
You called me? I have a phone? I'm a human? What do you consider clean?
You must be thinking of Thirsty.
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You suggest FKR may have become the new hed of MADD.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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whiskeyprick
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You yell at your friend for breaking one of your shot glass souveneirs, he sneaks out the back door and drives home drunk, you realize he's gone and text him
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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Badfellow
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You know you've arrived drunk when you walk around in public places with a coffee mug full of rum, and the rum starts tasting like coffee, and the coffee starts tasting like vodka, and the vodka runs out so you drink more rum and piss your name in cursive on the sidewalk, and it all makes terribly perfect sense.
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NYDingbat
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If... Fuck. I forget.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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Someone finally nailed it.Badfellow wrote:You know you've arrived drunk when you walk around in public places with a coffee mug full of rum, and the rum starts tasting like coffee, and the coffee starts tasting like vodka, and the vodka runs out so you drink more rum and piss your name in cursive on the sidewalk, and it all makes terribly perfect sense.
And I thought abought5 killing a bunch.
Drink!
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ThirstyDrunk
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The stinky bum at the street corner offers you his last two swigs of boxed wine out of pure pity.
When you try to return the box to him to finish it, he gives you an honest but disgusted "No thank you" look
When you try to return the box to him to finish it, he gives you an honest but disgusted "No thank you" look
Drink!
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...your russian vodka nurse reveals to you that you
- passed out through whole 2015
- got the brilliant idea of erecting a, quote, "half gold, half drunk!" statue of yourself in front of the liquor store
- books about the federal drinking laws are now using your MDM avatar instead of paragraphs
- more than half a dozen Pro-Wrestlers already died copying your not so fake "fucking wasted bum" shtick
- creationists claim you`re the No. 1 reason dinosaurs quit drinking, lived for only one day, didn`t return their empties and were not welcomed on the ark`s main bar
- passed out through whole 2015
- got the brilliant idea of erecting a, quote, "half gold, half drunk!" statue of yourself in front of the liquor store
- books about the federal drinking laws are now using your MDM avatar instead of paragraphs
- more than half a dozen Pro-Wrestlers already died copying your not so fake "fucking wasted bum" shtick
- creationists claim you`re the No. 1 reason dinosaurs quit drinking, lived for only one day, didn`t return their empties and were not welcomed on the ark`s main bar
Drink!