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To Faceshit!


No that's foe Monday.
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what happened?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThurstonDrunk wrote:what happened?
Mr Viking took a dump in the kitchen, I walked into it and rubbed it in Willie`s mouth.

Wait, no, that was skype last night in my memory.
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oettinger wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:what happened?
Mr Viking took a dump in the kitchen, I walked into it and rubbed it in Willie`s mouth.

Wait, no, that was skype last night in my memory.
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Mr Viking doesn`t have birthday today
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You replaced your fridge with a beer-keg
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You nare on the MDM forums... in the Shed.
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The fact is your beer is somehow falling through your lower lip, but it's all a-ok. Your beard was getting too warm anyhow.

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Your next bottle is the best friend you ever had
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you admit to the world you shit yourself and no one cares that you are an old piece of shit
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:46 am
you admit to the world you shit yourself and no one cares that you are an old piece of shit

Hey now. I know I'm drunk when I care that somebody shat themselves and became an old piece of shit!
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I`m a midaged piece of shit, and not even I myself care when misahps happen
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!2 beers in in front of the computer and your whole family says "Night Dad/Husband/ Pappy, we're going to bed where it's quiet."
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... miss the time long ago when you could dial zero and a female would immediately answer. Mabelle didn't talk much, but she sounded concerned about your well-being, not why you were acting that way

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:19 am
... miss the time long ago when you could dial zero and a female would immediately answer. Mabelle didn't talk much, but she sounded concerned about your well-being, not why you were acting that way
Just wait for 911 being operated by computer voices: Your request is invalid, repeat again please, you said your jar splashed on a dry way. Repeat request again please. Notification to all customers, after one minute we charge you 50 cents on landline and 1,45 dollars from mobile. Repeat your request please after commercial break, please hold the line
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