"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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You challenge a healthy 14yo to a race and sprint so hard you trip over your own slippers and skin every knuckle, knee and elbow you have on the pavement. Another wise man once said, "Pain is sometimes the price of laughter"
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
Because of your family American Airlines created a whole new Airline under-class called "America`s most Loaded"
When you wake up in jail after having a smoke, you wonder who keeps up with messing up the place you have called home for a year now, and if the people living there will take note of you missing all of a sudden.
oettinger wrote:Because of your family American Airlines created a whole new Airline under-class called "America`s most Loaded"
When you wake up in jail after having a smoke, you wonder who keeps up with messing up the place you have called home for a year now, and if the people living there will take note of you missing all of a sudden.
reminds me of the time I stole a wheelchair at the airport, made a bunch of friends on the bar, then tried to board the plane early as disabled
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
Ya know, when you feel fine in the hospital, after getting several bags of blood in transfusion, and you later realize that you never even missed your daily dose of bourbon, yet, suddenly, you have several pass-out seizures, and are sent to intensive care, under the charge of nurse Mengele, and still, you just want to go home. Not to drink, to rest.
Oh wow. Maybe I don't qualify to be here. I think I might be a drunkard who just drinks because it tastes good, not because I have an addiction. Kind of like my beloved chocolate. I would miss it, but I could deal with it. Meanwhile, pour me a quadruple Makers, wouldja?
SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:Ya know, when you feel fine in the hospital, after getting several bags of blood in transfusion, and you later realize that you never even missed your daily dose of bourbon, yet, suddenly, you have several pass-out seizures, and are sent to intensive care, under the charge of nurse Mengele, and still, you just want to go home. Not to drink, to rest.
Oh wow. Maybe I don't qualify to be here. I think I might be a drunkard who just drinks because it tastes good, not because I have an addiction. Kind of like my beloved chocolate. I would miss it, but I could deal with it. Meanwhile, pour me a quadruple Makers, wouldja?
it's just the withdrawls You will soon soon be home sucking on that sweet sweet bourbon
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald