YKYDW....
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You stare at an empty bottle longingly and silently thank it for its service.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Your favorite distilleries struggle to ramp up production.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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This is why I drink a variety of whiskies. I don't want to put that kind of burden on distillery workers. I'm helping them keep a healthy work life balance.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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You equal sexworkers with distillery workers - both hate doing something that should be fun
Drink!
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You deviously smile at yourself and realize there is really no mirror in front of you.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You're too scared to look at your bank account after spending all day at various bars.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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There`s one song in your five hour playlist the is not about drinking and you already hate it
Drink!
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You drink whiskey to get rid of the headache that whiskey gave you.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Every square foot of your apartment smells like whiskey.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Your entire body is sore due to the night's complete intoxication and writhing around in bed all night, contorting oneself in awkward positions.
They call it "drunken yoga".
They call it "drunken yoga".
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Your doctor has two questions:
Do you shit red?
Do you cough red?
Is your piss red?
Do you vomit red?
All of the above?
You drank red paint and flushed it down with some turpentine
Do you shit red?
Do you cough red?
Is your piss red?
Do you vomit red?
All of the above?
You drank red paint and flushed it down with some turpentine
Drink!