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[Patchez]

The stock market wants to know what you are drinking.

Your weekly shop includes Vodka and Whisky, while bread and milk is an occasional "luxury" good.

Following booze stocks never sucks

[oettinger]

You and the bum down the street have something in common, but you`re too buisy mixing your mourning vodka-listerine to figure out what it exactly is

[oettinger]

Biologists found out that on your latest binge you were "way closer to monkey than man", "rabbit even" the results say.

[Nausea]

You know you're a drunk when...

You have to piece together, almost like Sherlock Holmes, the implications of conversations that reference utterances that you've blacked out, before responding in a way that's deemed sane and seems normal. Especially so when this happens all the time.

[oettinger]

Running empty on Jan 1st, drinking your own blood certainly becomes an option

[oettinger]

You slowly refill your leftovers, while everyone is present

You accept the intervention as long as you`re allowed to drink enduring it and they don`t write another book about it

Should they write said book it should be named: Candle light dinner at tinfoil smacks and cracks

[Nausea]

...when you laugh at something you read on the board for so long that you forgot what you were laughing at, read it again, and laugh again...

[ThirstyDrunk]

...when you laugh at something you read on the board for so long that you forgot what you were laughing at, read it again, and laugh again...

and then you look at it the next day and the shit ain't even funny.

[Nausea]

You start writing a post about some kind inane shit but stop yourself when you realize that no one will care about it. Then when trying to make a coherent post, you realize your logic is drunkvoluted like a bitch. Fuck!

[Artful Drunktective]

You start writing a post about some kind inane shit but stop yourself when you realize that no one will care about it. Then when trying to make a coherent post, you realize your logic is drunkvoluted like a bitch. Fuck!

No you most post it and share it with us. We do care.

[oettinger]

I would care

[Nausea]

^^ hey thanks for the kind words. Not sure what I was going on about. My inner whiskey voices were colliding.

Time to resume drink and hope for more harmony.

[oettinger]

My inner whiskey voices were colliding.

As long as you undestant them.
Got vodka noises in my liver

[Badfellow]

... when you puke in the Uber and the Somali guy goes ballistic, and then you claim diplomatic immunity and tell him to go bugger Fatima.

[oettinger]

Your bac doubles your IQ