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People cosinder your mixer a brutal unknown vodkabrand
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:05 pm
My inner whiskey voices were colluding.

As long as you undestant them.
Got vodka noises in my liver
Treason!

Wait. T' reason I do this drinking. Mmmmm.

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The most meaningful activities of your mondays somehow all contain toiletpaper in one fashion or another
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Ran into something with my head last night other than WT101. No, it wasn't a fist but looks sharper than the sidewalk. Didn't poke my eye out or end up in the podunk, and I have a hell of a shiner, so we're going to count this one a victory.
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Your employee wakes you up still sitting up in your chair in a loft that must be well over 100 degrees F and says "We are open, there is someone here to see you downstairs"
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Your doctor breaks out in laugher: "Hahahah Very funny, toxits, now I need a real urine sample..."
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Your flask got bitemarks
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You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
You even want to be with Oettinger.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:20 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
You even want to be with Oettinger.
HA! Nice italics.
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... you listen to stupid music videos from bands you thought were extinct.

... if you remember stuff, it`s 50 percent fun, the other half you have no clue about

"Free Drink" was the last time´you voted

.... You always feel home, everywhere. Guantanamo, Auschwitz, open tap

any leftovers make you sad, candle in the wind sad

You offer Drys the disability parking space

A liquor was named after you, but before turning blind they couldn`t decide about a fitting label

Your liver glows in the dark, burns and generally is the main attraction on your newphew`s birthday parties
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...multiple liquor stores recognize you as a regular.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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...you last stop is here each night.

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...you start viewing all prices in the units of your standard bottle.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:30 pm
...multiple liquor stores recognize you as a regular.
THat is a GREAT way to keep score!
I'm a 3. You?
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