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Re: YKYDW....

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oettinger wrote:
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Patchez wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
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Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.*

(*) 86 Rules of Boozing v.2
Speaking of the revised Rules, are these to supersede the original Rules or should we just add the new ones to the old poster?
A refreshed look at it doesn`t scream supersede to me.
It's like Canon. Add to it and keep the rest. The Drink Sea scrolls, as it were. But don't let the Badfellow see you roll it back up. He just might...

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Gas Station????

Open tab with snorkel!
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Yeah, like when you are in a heavily mirrored night club and take turn right into a wall and meet yourself head on! LOL!
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Brewers start to cry when you enter another free samples tour
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You know you are stoned when you have nothing better to do than to reply to this thread. LOL!
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Lush City wrote:
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You know you are stoned when you have nothing better to do than to reply to this thread. LOL!
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You don`t remember why
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Out of pity bums offer you a share
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Out of pity bums offer you a share
I think that belongs in the "You Might Be a Bum When" thread...
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:23 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:18 pm
Out of pity bums offer you a share
I think that belongs in the "You Might Be a Bum When" thread...
Your parents are bums when...

Your mom is a slut when...

Your father worked in Hitlers office, when...
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:33 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:23 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:18 pm
Out of pity bums offer you a share
I think that belongs in the "You Might Be a Bum When" thread...
Your parents are bums when...

Your mom is a slut when...

Your father worked in Hitlers office, when...
Holy smoke! I'm too wasted to put up a fuss...
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You wake up and agree with Lush
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Your alcohol samples were tested positive for blood

Your liver is big enough to feed a family of five, they`ll throw up alot and turn blind though

You never lost control, there was no stearing to begin with

If time travel was possible, you would totally go back in time and teach yourself how to open that beer with a lighter

Aliens build the pyramids, atleast you`re pretty sure you been there done that

Motörhead wrote a song about you

You never get a speeding ticket. When you roll down the window the trooper starts fainting

God would like to see you dead, finally! He will suck out your empties
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Drinking out of your lawnmover`s gastank makes wonderful sense
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.."hell why not " is your life`s maxima.
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