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oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:20 pm
.."hell why not " is your life`s maxima.
My self-suggested nick name was "Why Not" for a while.

Just let it happen, that's my motto
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:46 pm

Just let it happen
Is that what you tell them all after they say no?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:18 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:46 pm

Just let it happen
Is that what you tell them all after they say no?
After they say no, I run screaming into the mist. You're not going to #MeToo me too
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#me neither
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#ThisWasThePoundSignOnThePhoneWhenIWasAChild
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:17 am
#ThisWasThePoundSignOnThePhoneWhenIWasAChild
aww how cute.

Who found you and did they return you to the bar you ran away from?


That would be funny actually:

...you got your favorite dive`s adress on a dog tag

Instead of blood group it says what your favorable drinks are
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On monday mornings your co-workers call you out for smelling like a bar.
Hungoverly you reply: Can you please be a little more precise, I`ve been to a million bars last night.


Waking up next to a dead hooker is no deja vu anymore, it happens every weekend.


Your favorite dive plans it`s closing days around your vacation days.


Oddsmakers bet low on whiskey prices the day you die.
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You have a pretty precise recolection of your 10th drink that evening. After that things got hazy
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You tip in bills, coins are birdfood
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You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse

Cheers
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:14 pm
You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse

Cheers
Hey man I prefer the term enthusiast over abuser.
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scream ale wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:14 pm
You moderate a website dedicated to full blown alcohol abuse

Cheers
Hey man I prefer the term enthusiast over abuser.
True. The late booznik refered to spilled drink as alcohol abuse. That`s spot on. You should check out his posts (if you haven`t already). That guy was a damn comedian
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^^^ I have not. But as soon as I figure out how to navigate the search thing I look forward to a good laugh.

Edit: found it. Dude had an awesome avatar thingy.
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Remember the last time you were Not drunk on a weekend?
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You call your own landline trying to find your cell-phone.

The zoo-veterinarian has to check you for rabies every monday morning.

Hollywood will never film a biopic about your life. The script is too outlandish made up bullshit. The incredible Alc? Really?
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