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Lush City wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:31 pm
You know you're drunk when you wake up in the middle of the night and climb out your bedroom window then creep around the house and sit on the front lawn and howl at the moon. Police came so they tell you but you don't remember anything more.
Would be a nice movie title: Lush City in American Weredrunk
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...three days into the Mars-Mission you`re like: Houston, you got a problem.
You better send another rocket with an corkscrew this direction very fast or we`ll fail badly
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There`s a restuarant chain named after you called Drunk`n Munchies.
Every order comes with a pickled special
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Your doctor calls you out for having one to many whisky bottles today
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You are waiting in line for that liver transplant, the second one...

edit: and once you got it you say, "barely used, good, something I can work with, lets start with beer again"
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Your WWF persona is The one man Bar

You feel sorry for the Termintor, that walking toaster can`t get drunk

Asking for an "oil-change" at your dealership has nothing to do with cars ever

Viruses affect you in a way, the drink supply gets slower

you are bored watching the latest horror movies, no drink was spilled, no shock effect...

You go on safaries because those elephant tranquilizers kick in faster in the desert sun
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You know you are drunk when you are walking home from drinking at the bar and trip an fall on your face on the sidewalk. 'Nuff said!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:54 am
You know you are drunk when you are walking home from drinking at the bar and trip an fall on your face on the sidewalk. 'Nuff said!
God damn flippin sidewalk cracks.
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You read this thread and just nod
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:54 am
You know you are drunk when you are walking home from drinking at the bar and trip an fall on your face on the sidewalk. 'Nuff said!

Were you wearing flip flops cuz those usually don't work out so well when stumbling home drunk. Notice how there's always single ones along the side of the road? I always wonder how and why...
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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...when you see your collection of slayed bottles and wonder where the hell all that time went.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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you forget the thing
and it's not
or too much
you know
like tears in rain

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Lewis Carroll! There, I knew as soon as I complained it would come back to me.
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Am I late for this party?

You call out for a glass of water in the morning and realize you are home and may have said the wrong name.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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...you have to slap yourself in the face multiple times before pouring another drink.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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