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You Might Be A Drunkard If...

Post by NYDingbat »

This is probably already a thread, but I'm just not gonna put down my cocktail and look for it.

You might be a Drunkard if... If your first thought of having your water shut off is "Fuck! How am I gonna make ice for my cocktail??!!" and not "Fuck! How am I gonna take a shower??"
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Re: You Might Be A Drunkard If...

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If there ever was a reason needed to stay on a pure liquor diet we have it right here.
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Re: You Might Be A Drunkard If...

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you might be a drunkard if you can recall your username and password perfectly, but your damn traitorous hands refuse to combine them properly
I'll fill this out when I'm smarter
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