Patchez, if you ever come to Europe. I will quench this unquenchable first. Even if I have to strap you to an operating table and drown you in cheap scotch! It will be like waterboarding but with scotch!
That is how I will gain your forgiveness.
BOO HOO
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Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
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Boozeboarding. Bourbonboarding.Patchez wrote:I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
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A North American caliphate dedicated to the consumption of booze. Bourbonboarding would only be aa a last resort for intel purposes.Lush City wrote:Boozeboarding. Bourbonboarding.Patchez wrote:I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
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Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
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What about "tell-the-brand-of-drink-boarding"Lush City wrote:Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
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makes me want to start a high stakes whisky tastingoettinger wrote:What about "tell-the-brand-of-drink-boarding"Lush City wrote:Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
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