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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo »

Patchez, if you ever come to Europe. I will quench this unquenchable first. Even if I have to strap you to an operating table and drown you in cheap scotch! It will be like waterboarding but with scotch!

That is how I will gain your forgiveness.
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I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
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Patchez wrote:I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
Boozeboarding. Bourbonboarding.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Patchez wrote:I finally approve of waterboarding. let's do this!!
Boozeboarding. Bourbonboarding.
A North American caliphate dedicated to the consumption of booze. Bourbonboarding would only be aa a last resort for intel purposes.
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Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
What about "tell-the-brand-of-drink-boarding"
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oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:Would you say no to upper shelf bourbon boarding? I'd put up a fuss but eventually I'd tell them I needed more bourbon. I would not survive I'm sorry to say.
What about "tell-the-brand-of-drink-boarding"
makes me want to start a high stakes whisky tasting
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