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APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:26 pm

We have manage to retrieve Badfellow but we seem to still be missing some important personnel. Anyone with any knowledge of the whereabouts of the following, is kindly asked to either report on their well-being or to urge them to return to The Board and report in, themselves, please.

In no particular order, the list is as follows:

treetop
steved2112
The Geese (Greygoose1 & Mother Goose)
Oggar
Barca
Professor Roomie
Bender
Ivan
Nic the chick
Bender!
Intoxichrist
Unkle Lemmy
fdoosey
Chelsea40oz
mjm
Dipsomaniac
Malkor
Colonel Knowledge
DanUK (AKA Danger Awesome)
G_W (AKA Gerald Weigal)
massivedrunk
whiskeyprick
The Big Casino
Dirty Lou (AKA ssapals)
Johnny Tequila (AKA JohnnyT)
Tipsy McStagger
Shmoo
Rowdydrunk79
waahoohah
Wingman
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Chimneyfish
Happy Drunk
Linkster
deadpuppiesandwhores
Dylboz
calx
lanternchikk
daphne
Blackneto
thirsty4beer
Surreal
Fast Cast
Bundy
Bluebottle
Gin McGuinness


I am sure that there are many others to add to the list, so do feel free to add their names to the list so that anyone who may know where they might be, can offer information; either by post or PM (N.B. If you are able to offer information but due to the sensitivity of the same, you do so by PM, please post, "PM Sent" - so that we can cross their name off the list).
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by NYDingbat » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:32 am

I can get in touch with some of these slackers and keep ya posted.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:20 am

Still haven't found their ways home after Octoberfest?

I never get invited to those kinds of festivities.... :-(
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Patchez » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:03 am

I visited Wingman on the way through GA last September. The man is a gracious host and in great health. However his family and work/volunteer firefighter duties keep him busier than a one legged man at an ass-kickin' contest. I still have contact with him. He says he pops in once in a blue moon just to lurk and catch up a bit.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by mistah willies » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:48 pm

Yeti another lits I was left off! I feel sad about being not inclueded o htis list


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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by NYDingbat » Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:04 am

I would like to add Bundy to this list. And bluebottle.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Nov 22, 2014 11:33 am

NYDingbat wrote:I would like to add Bundy to this list. And bluebottle.
Done and done.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:41 am

I am also adding "surreal" to the list. He hasn't been around for quite some time. If anyone has any knowledge of hid whereabouts and well-being*, we'd all love to know.


*Or, better yet, a way of getting him (and/or/ any of the other missing Board Members) back to posting on the Board again.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Bundy » Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:58 pm

I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian managed to "Break the Internet" but she certainly put a big crack in it.

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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by greygoose1 » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:00 am

Patchez wrote:I visited Wingman on the way through GA last September. The man is a gracious host and in great health. However his family and work/volunteer firefighter duties keep him busier than a one legged man at an ass-kickin' contest. I still have contact with him. He says he pops in once in a blue moon just to lurk and catch up a bit.


I prefer the analogy of 'busier than a 3-dicked dog in a fire hydrant factory', but that's just me checking in. Best to you, Patchez, and to you as well, Wingman. Wingman, thank you for volunteer services; the world needs more of your type.

The Geese still chill as they, hopefully, always will. Meg's pa passed away in June, and then had to have her gall bladder taken out about 2 weeks ago, but we all cool here at the casa.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Patchez » Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:11 pm

Welcome back Goose. Good to hear you guys are doing all right. Sorry about Meg's Dad. Also sorry you guys couldn't make it to Drinking Man. I'll get this round. Hamm's and a smoked rye moonshine good for you?
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Bluto » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:34 pm

The last I heard from Treetop and Surreal was around HBE 2013. I've still got addresses for them. I can reach out to see if they are still with us.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Patchez » Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:51 pm

Do that. I miss Surreal and Treetop's odd and politically incorrect posts.

Cheers you drunken bastards.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by Surreal » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:03 am

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm still standing at the rail of the great bar of life. The barkeep is still setting 'em up and I'm knocking them down. I'll do better to stay logged in, but as we enter the cold, cold clutches of winter here in the mid-west, the best I may be able to do is a short trip down to see Smatter. A few bourbons, stare at a hole in the pond for a few hours and stack some bluegills or perch across the shanty floor, maybe a game of euchre or two.

That would be living in high cotton.

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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Post by booznik » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:51 am

Surreal wrote:Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm still standing at the rail of the great bar of life. The barkeep is still setting 'em up and I'm knocking them down...
Couldn't ask for a better outcome from a missing MDM-er APB. That's what we want to hear. Cheers, man.
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