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Dale
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I have in fact Ebola

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According to these symptoms:
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Could I have spread that disease?
IMPOSSIBLE!
I took an Aspirin every day so it's completely under control, dude!

Howdy! And how are you?!
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The usual, little sleep and cold upping the pain on my fucked up shoulder. It's Friday so that diminishes all sorts of ailments to manageable levels.

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Have you by any chance, came into a sexual contact with a rabid monkey?

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I have infact on mondays Radiation syndrome
It was liquid hence we had to drink it
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Have you had what you thought was a fart and let it out only to find out it was a wet surprise in your shorts? If not, you don't have Ebola. There is a better chance that you are an old fart with a bad liver.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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mufucker bringin the infection into the pub wtf
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Can you get Ebola over the web???
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Lush City wrote:Can you get Ebola over the web???
Wrap your keyboard and monitor with condoms and you should be just fine.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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