Here's us drunks raising a glass on a day to give thanks for all the good stuff in life! Cheers!
As much as I love Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, I am also thankful we are no longer segregated. But I guess they invited Franklin to the party so that was an early on gesture. On that note, raise another drink in hopes for a more harmonious future to come. Chin chin!
Happy T-Day Drunkards! What do y'all got going on today? What are you thankful for? What are you eating and drinking? Share your day with us. Chin chin!
Thanks for a sunny four day holiday which I plan on putting to good use by getting more than my fair share of drunk.
Thanks for Captain Morgan, without whom I surely would not of have had the ability to withstand the last 20 months. While we're at it, thanks for medical science.
Thanks for the ability to form my own opinions and the ability to keep them to myself. Thanks for giving others the ability to have their opinions too. I pray that they will also find the strength to avoid sharing them.
Thanks for a world where hypocrisy is hip. That's fucking freedom right there.
Thanks for the world wide web, where I can learn how to mix drinks, make bombs, and fix my dishwasher. Hell the intertrons can even teach people how to read.
Thanks for Skype, where I can drink with people I love, as well as drink with people I hate. Thanks for the opportunity to meet them all.
May we all raise a glass for those who have fallen; this has been an especially trying year. Let us all remember the wisdom, wit, and patience of Mr Willies.
I would like to thank beer for making everything shinier. Also whiskey for it's unending support. I just couldn't make it through the work week without it. Once again cheers everyone!
Few people know that upon their arrival to Plymouth Rock, the first thing the pilgrims asked for was booze, cigarettes and a casino with a decent buffet. Happy You’reWelcomesgiving, everybody!
