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little known facts about Oettinger

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He gets out of the shower to pee
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He only orders drinks with umbrellas in them
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He considers is left profile his good side
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He donated his genitalia to that Norwegian seed bank thing
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:He donated his genitalia to that Norwegian seed bank thing
It clearly wasn`t a donation and the Yakuza didn`t take an important part in it, especially over a silly thing like a Stroh-80 deal gone horribly wrong.

Otherwise, spot on!*



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Very informative!
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In the 80's he was T.V.'s Michael Knight.
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He never wastes a drop.

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He keeps six spare keyboards on hand in case of spillage.
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He has sucked spillage from 5 keyboards in one night.
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Patchez wrote:He has sucked spillage from 5 keyboards in one night.

...and woke up with YTREWQ


above his left eyebrow.

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He loves getting stabbed in the leg.
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He is a decent human being with reasonably high intellect. Unexpected? Definitely!

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Constantin wrote:He loves getting stabbed in the leg.
Who doesn't? Wait what...

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