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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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Nothig outta the ordinary, got wasted and such.

Are you referring to this post?

Nah, I never had a job

Btw this took me ten minutes to type. This vodka soaked keyboard doesn`t do what I want. BBloody violence helps. And the threat of it too
My keyboard is shattered and alive and can`t taake another vodka outburst
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 am
Nah, I never had a job
Seriously, you've never had a job?
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 am
Nothig outta the ordinary, got wasted and such.

Are you referring to this post?

Nah, I never had a job

Btw this took me ten minutes to type. This vodka soaked keyboard doesn`t do what I want. BBloody violence helps. And the threat of it too
My keyboard is shattered and alive and can`t taake another vodka outburst
Haha, yeah, you got me. I thought there was gonna be an epic story where your boss discovered your secret stash of desk whiskey and all types of insanity ensued.
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:19 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 am
Nah, I never had a job
Seriously, you've never had a job?
Oettinger's vodka habit is supported by the ad revenue gained from his twerking videos on YouTube.
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:40 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:19 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 am
Nah, I never had a job
Seriously, you've never had a job?
Oettinger's vodka habit is supported by the ad revenue gained from his twerking videos on YouTube.
Dude, what is it with you and twerking? It's just a spastic turd cutter jiggling way too fast. You're almost as bad as that OldSmartSkunk guy and his titty fixation. Just sayin'.

As for Oettinger, his brain is held together by duct tape and wads of Marlboro filters soaked in ethanol gravy. Try to keep your questions simple, and whatever you do, do NOT let him smoke the ganja.

On Fridays, I imagine his bowels quivering with anticipation over the deluge of cheap, German vodka that about to befall them. Or I should say, quivering more than usual.
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Re: Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:19 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 am
Nah, I never had a job
Seriously, you've never had a job?
I quit my social worker job looooong time ago. I own a house, living of the rent
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Early retirement, very nice. Well done sir.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:34 pm
Oett's first podcast
I was watching it: skip skip skip, skip 4 minutes, waaaaaaiiiiiite, vomit, cool, back back, back 4 minutes
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Ha @ trying to maintain your vomit in a napkin. Never works, man. Train your drunkardom for larger receptacles.
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Keep your vomit in your mouth. Or send your stomach unconscious instructions on how to handle toxic waste dumping.


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Ha thanks guys, and I thought I had drunk cereal again. Peww
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The Coronavirus chaos is no big deal to him because he's seen every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and he thinks he knows what to do.

"Come with me if you want to live"

"I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."

"Get to ze choppah!"
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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He was rejected from inclusion in Blutengel's latest music video.
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Nausea wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:22 pm
He was rejected from inclusion in Blutengel's latest music video.
I hope so
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