little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I thought they were Pontiac Firebirds? Nonetheless, he probably danced on them.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Two Jaguar XJs. Beautiful pieces of shit; they looked great, but overheat and are temperamental as shit. Sometimes they start, sometimes they do not.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2017 7:36 pmI thought they were Pontiac Firebirds? Nonetheless, he probably danced on them.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He once suck started a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme while deep throating the exhaust pipe.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He loves Mooslims and sells himself as a 12yr. old boy.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
A man above men. All men. Each and every glistening, throbbi-
Wait.
You know, he has a great sense of humor, and that is why he knows how to take a roast and a ribbing.
(Our good Chef the ConMan got many poor souls indoctrinated into the fine art of roasting ribs, human style.)
Someday, Oett will visit here in this quarter of the world. Hopefully, Lush won't get him deported to the illegal lizard aliens again.
but that would be funny.
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Wait.
You know, he has a great sense of humor, and that is why he knows how to take a roast and a ribbing.
(Our good Chef the ConMan got many poor souls indoctrinated into the fine art of roasting ribs, human style.)
Someday, Oett will visit here in this quarter of the world. Hopefully, Lush won't get him deported to the illegal lizard aliens again.
but that would be funny.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
As a nose warmer during the winter months.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
His grandfather was Colonel Klink.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
In all fairness, it's a Dusseldorf community theater production. But yes, he did get the lead. Congratulations!
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Yes, and the breakout hit song from the play, "I'll Be Back Cha Cha"!
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He draws an analogy between his bowel movements and what he calls his "feces cheeses" and is glad to be shitting feta once more.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He wears black underwear which someone defiled with the Topal Smoker test.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Hope he doesn't choke on that.
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