little known facts about Oettinger

[Artful Drunktective]

He walks around wearing high heels in his flat.

[oettinger]

He walks around wearing high heels in his flat.

Willies does so too, he also wears drag

[Dear Booze]

His parents didn't talk to him until he was 12-years-old. Until that time, the only thing he heard them say was "get out of here can't you see we're fucking!?" and "bring me another crossword puzzle and a cigarette. I'm on the toilet with a terrible case of diarrhea!"

[Artful Drunktective]

He asked how to spell the word "syphilis".

His "German cat hunts Jewish mice".

He wants to kick Elvis Presley's skull into the sea so a whale can eat it.

[oettinger]

Where do you people get all this terrible terrible stuff from? What`s wrong with you?


See ya`ll on skype tonight when drunk.

[Artful Drunktective]

When he drinks brandy he uses the finger at fellow innocent drunkards.

He has most "unfavorite" African countries.

He wears animal print loin cloths.

Has solo mosh pits in his flat.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Can exist for months on plants, brambles, and forest litter.

[Lush City]

He is an extraterrestrial that has exposed each poster to this thread to each other. It's frightening! He also farts and tap dances as a method of communication. Could get him injured if you ask me.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I speak a little fart, took it for years in high school and college, these days just don't get the chance to use it as much as I'd like.

[Badfellow]

He sometimes goes tinkle in his leather lederhosen.

[Badfellow]

I speak a little fart, took it for years in high school and college, these days just don't get the chance to use it as much as I'd like.

Fartese is the universal language of the people, far more accessible than that Esperanto crap. I heard you were working on translating Shakespeare.

[Artful Drunktective]

Badfellow: Gene uses blow jobs as a form of currency.

Should I put that in "Drinking Quotes" instead?

[Dear Booze]

He keeps a small bottle of spit in his night stand which he uses for lube.

[Badfellow]

He collects molds, spores and fungus.

[Artful Drunktective]

He collects molds, spores and fungus.

And that's only from his underwear!