A special dojo and rigorous training is a pretty big stretch from getting handjobs in alleys from a German dominatrix.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:41 amHe just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.
little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
"Sweep the cock".Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:35 amA special dojo and rigorous training is a pretty big stretch from getting handjobs in alleys from a German dominatrix.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:41 amHe just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.
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His "regular" personality and his Mr. Sock alter ego are slowly merging into a single, trash-heap kingdom ruled by cigarettes and governed by the tides of bumwine.
Soon he won't need the sock, and on that day we will all be doomed.
Soon he won't need the sock, and on that day we will all be doomed.
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Bass players are a dime a dozen in Lo Han City.
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^ ^ ^ Take me down to the Lo Han City where the bass is gay and the Oett is pretty.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.
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Four days. One frontwards, one backwards, one inside out, then one more spun around.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He rides the short bus to school.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
How does hide the "tar" stains?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He lives just one town over from the original Neanderthal village, possible escapee.
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It doesn't. It does give it a nice even coat though.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Duh! He uses the Topal SMoking Test Kit on his undies.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
My restroom was occupied, the next best choice of course was hiroshima and drunkasaki
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