little known facts about Oettinger

[Dear Booze]

^^^
Dude, you have a serious Seth MacFarlane problem.

Oh shit. I kind of remember posting that. I was pretty loaded. Funny, I've never seen the show. I just copied and pasted the rest of the wikipedia post that AD started.

[oettinger]

Yeah right

[Artful Drunktective]

One night of partying at his flat and the aftermath looks like Guns n' Roses had been there. Black leather layin' around among other things...

[Nausea]

He wears one of these to bed each night:

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ HAHA yeah that was also laying on the floor. Except it was black leather...

[oettinger]

What the heck is that. But yeah I have a nice sixpack





every morning

[Artful Drunktective]

He lives across the street from Nosferatu.

[Dear Booze]

He lives across the street from Nosferatu.

Ummm. This thread is supposed to contain "little known facts...", not "well known facts..." Do I have to report you to the Site Administrator?

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yes yes you should report your complaint and I will be the one to answer the phone.

Can you bring me a margarita por favor? Maybe a 31 layer dip?

[Nausea]

He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.

This, of course, is not autobiographically-rooted in this poster's history.

[oettinger]

Oettingers Big Penis Facts

He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.

This, of course, is not autobiographically-rooted in this poster's history.

'scuse me, you posted in the wrong hole

[Artful Drunktective]

Dedication to his big ol' apple butt. We should turn this thread into all the songs that describe Gene's posterior.

Gene's got a big ole' butt oh yeah!

[Mr. Viking]

he gets all of his shopping at the gas station. He does not own a car

[ThirstyDrunk]

He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.

He thought he had genital warts but the doctor informed him they are callouses.

[Artful Drunktective]

he gets all of his shopping at the gas station. He does not own a car

Indeed sir. If he's lucky he can get a schnitzel while he's there for nutrients.They throw it at him like he's a seal.