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Ewwwwwww.
At least he doesn't wear deer skin skivvies like you.

Now skunks on the other hand...
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This is his bedspread except UNLIKE Badfellow he has pillows! Don't ask how I know these things.

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This is his bedspread except UNLIKE Badfellow he has pillows! Don't ask how I know these things.

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Hey, dorkwad! I have plenty of pillows. I just don't have the Metallica bedspread of teen angst. Or, might I add, the padded burgundy porno headboard.
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Lol I got Knight Rider and Teenage mutant ninja titties
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Badfellow has no pillows on his Care Bear pizza crumbed bed sheets because they are all tear stained.
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Strong men cry as well.
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Men cry and fill the well with tears.
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Strong men cry as well.
No they don`t! They beat their ass-bitchy wife and children and have another beer! Don`t make me kick your tiny ass son!!!!"§(€

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James Cameron learned of the elaborate war scenes he stages with his Terminator action figure and wants to hire him as a special effects/olympics consultant.
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Nausea wrote:
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Strong men cry as well.
Don`t make me kick your tiny ass son!!!!"§(€
No daddy, no! I promise I won't mention what you do to my bo-bo when mommy is away. "Our little secret" right? Now where are my Junior Mints.
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He has these teeny tiny transparent curtains draped halfway across the windows in his flat that looks like something your granny would have. I picture a pie cooling in the window underneath of them blowing in the breeze. He was put under extensive interrogation from fellow drunkards as to why these in particular suddenly appeared.. His response was that he actually purchased them himself because people are peering in his flat all the time. Why? Inquiring drunks want to know. Plus, they don't block out privacy or extreme sunlight as they are see-through. I think it was Badfellow said they were "Dollhouse Curtains" and Stinkfinger Dear Booze was wondering why didn't they cover the entire window top to bottom. Just wanted to share a little known fact about Oettinger. He has gay draperies.
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Gayperies. Or gaypes if you';re into that sort of thing.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:43 pm
He has these teeny tiny transparent curtains draped halfway across the windows in his flat that looks like something your granny would have... His response was that he actually purchased them himself because people are peering in his flat all the time. Why? Inquiring drunks want to know.
Because people pay good money to get into the Wupperstein Zoo and, understandably, everyone wants to see the Drunken Monkey Boy exhibit.
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I have never seen Oettinger drink water. Not a single drop. Not even when he was passed out in the lake this summer with his mouth open and fish swimming in and out.

He might be a hydrophobe.
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