little known facts about Oettinger
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Starring in the lead role at the Düsseldorf Community Theatre reproduction of "Knott's Landing" -- "Knazi Landing".
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Wasn't there a Berry Farm nearby?
Wait. It was a beer farm. That's it.
Wait. It was a beer farm. That's it.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Knazi Berry Farm.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:17 amWasn't there a Berry Farm nearby?
Wait. It was a beer farm. That's it.
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Thgis thread is just cruel and unusuaul and the original posterier should be hanged by the balsack untiul ejaculation
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He cruises around Wupperdorf with his bike gang and beats up old ladies for their pension checks.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
His grandfather was a ruthless power monger. Hogan!!!
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He has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
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Now now, this isn't a confessional.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 amHe has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
BTW, please remember to turn off your camera and mute the mike before you do that sort of business again in full view of everyone. Just trying to be helpful, bud.
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That was your post #666. You probably love the current issue of Playboy with a tranny as a centerfold. Holy smokes!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 amHe has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
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It`ll look nice as a stinker in your playgirl collectionLush City wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:33 pmThat was your post #666. You probably love the current issue of Playboy with a tranny as a centerfold. Holy smokes!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 amHe has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He deepthroats a vodka bottle before drinking it. Some kind of fertility ritual.
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I wasn't sure if I should post this in the Nike bot thread but any way...these are the high heels he struts around in his flat:
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In the Shed, he is considered a good man's brother.
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big boys don't cry
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