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He Dirty Sanchez'ed himself.
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Starring in the lead role at the Düsseldorf Community Theatre reproduction of "Knott's Landing" -- "Knazi Landing".
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Wasn't there a Berry Farm nearby?

Wait. It was a beer farm. That's it.

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:17 am
Wasn't there a Berry Farm nearby?

Wait. It was a beer farm. That's it.
Knazi Berry Farm.
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Thgis thread is just cruel and unusuaul and the original posterier should be hanged by the balsack untiul ejaculation
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He cruises around Wupperdorf with his bike gang and beats up old ladies for their pension checks.
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His grandfather was a ruthless power monger. Hogan!!!
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He has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 am
He has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
Now now, this isn't a confessional.

BTW, please remember to turn off your camera and mute the mike before you do that sort of business again in full view of everyone. Just trying to be helpful, bud.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 am
He has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
That was your post #666. You probably love the current issue of Playboy with a tranny as a centerfold. Holy smokes!
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:33 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:42 am
He has a surprisingly feminine face. That confused drunk guys on more than one occasion.
That was your post #666. You probably love the current issue of Playboy with a tranny as a centerfold. Holy smokes!
It`ll look nice as a stinker in your playgirl collection
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He deepthroats a vodka bottle before drinking it. Some kind of fertility ritual.

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Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:05 pm
He walks around wearing high heels in his flat.

I wasn't sure if I should post this in the Nike bot thread but any way...these are the high heels he struts around in his flat:

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In the Shed, he is considered a good man's brother.
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