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He gyrates his banana hammock to dub step.
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^^^ Schuhplattler with Slash style lederhosen.
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He saves his raisins for Sunday.

In this case, he is the impetus for the next MDM convention. Oett drinks (now expensive) bum-wine in order to save his raisins for his trip this summer in D.C. and Las Vegas,

...and the Holy Mountain grail: Denver.

dude is a badass.


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the things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pm
the things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
I can't understand.

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:35 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pm
the things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
I can't understand.

Are you reeling in the years?
I don't understand are you trying to be funny?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:42 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:35 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pm
the things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
I can't understand.

Are you reeling in the years?
I don't understand are you trying to be funny?
it was funny to me. It sounded like the Steely Dan lyrics. I ran or stumbled with it.
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Steely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
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I like Steely Dan.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:40 am
Steely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
00000000000000you young drunks get outta my bar!!
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:46 am
I like Steely Dan.
You would.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:55 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:40 am
Steely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
00000000000000you young drunks get outta my bar!!
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MOAR SEX PISTOLS1 AHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
or no sorrry i meant steely dan
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He drinks bum wine while jamming to German vampire rock.
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He struts his high heeled Michael Air Jordan Vicky Pollard high heels around his flat to Kelly Osbourne "One Word - Chris Cox Remix" after he hangs up on drunkard Skype.
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He just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.
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