little known facts about Oettinger

[Artful Drunktective]

He's been replaced by a new German friend of his that we decided we like better.

[oettinger]

He's been replaced by a new German friend of his that we decided we like better.

Yeah Herrman Göring is just that much of a better person

[Badfellow]

He's willing to try moose schnitzel.

[ThirstyDrunk]

years ago he wa s on the Dr. Phil show for having the hiccups for 8 years straight.
look it up

[Patchez]

He shaved the letter RAMD into his pubes.

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^Yes because he misspelled "Rammstein"

[Badfellow]

His legally recognized gender is as a fruit pie.

[Badfellow]

For several minutes, he thought Christian Slater was in Predator 2 and made Bill Paxton roll around in his grave.

[Nausea]

I heard that his groin smells like dog food.

[Dear Booze]

He's only going to Vegas to participate in the Cross Country Ballroom Fucking contest (He's semi-pro).

[Badfellow]

He chews on radioactive lead paint chips.

[Badfellow]

His mum has whiskers on her nipples... and we ain't talkin cat whiskers either.

[Badfellow]

As a child, his brother was rushed by Muslims, causing his whipped cream dessert treat to fall on the sidewalk. His brother blubbered like a little girl. Oettinger stood by and laughed. And laughed. And laughed.

[Badfellow]

He owns a Slayer cardigan sweater knit from belly button lint and stray cat hairballs.

[Badfellow]

I heard that his groin smells like dog food.

Hey, pal. This is little known facts, not little known hearsay. If haven't sniffed his netherworldly groin region personally, you can't really confirm the fact that it smells like a bad can of Alpo or a gas station bathroom.