little known facts about Oettinger

[ThirstyDrunk]

loaded with competing medications

[Artful Drunktective]

He likes garden gnomes.

He hates beer gardens.

Had a colon blow this week but carried on anyway.

He puts vinegar in his drinking glass to prevent fruit flies from committing suicide in his bumwine.

He didn't know what "skivvies" are- which explains a lot!

According to Badfellow, he learned English from Rambo movies.

When he visits America, he will leave his dirty underwear (skivvies) in a trash bin.

[Lush City]

He came down with a case of pubic crabs. So he did the wild crazy thing of wrapping his penis in Saran wrap then using Raid insecticide that also kills arachnids. He waited 20min then took a shower and shampooed the affected area and today he is pubic lice free! What a genius!

[oettinger]

This thread slowly turns into the most thought out and nuanced on the whole board. It`s also refreshingly insightful. The oettinger family wants to thank you all for that and now lets drink on!

[Artful Drunktective]

His transplanted child liver has been thrown against the wall, flushed down the toilet, used as an ash tray, and was replaced with one of Dear Booze's livers...among many things.

[oettinger]

His transplanted child liver has been thrown against the wall, flushed down the toilet, used as an ash tray, and was replaced with one of Dear Booze's livers...among many things.

Don`T forget puttting it in a blender wtih my kidneystones

[Dear Booze]

He was a contestant on German Television's Sportfischen mit Hitler. He came in third and walked away with a brand new mikrowelle backofen, which he promptly traded for a pack of cigarettes.

[Badfellow]

If Oettinger had a UFO, he would call it the Millenium Ribbenschopfen, and it would fly in circles until it saved the universe and crash landed into an ashtray.

[Lush City]

His great grandfather was Otto von Bismark.
"Come sit on my pointy hat and I will give you a good time!"

[Artful Drunktective]

He can't comprehend reading in German.

[Badfellow]

He eats so many potatoes that he's slowly turning into an Irishman.

[mistah willies]

He eats so many potatoes that he's slowly turning into an Irishman.

Can you imagine trying to understand him when he becomes fully integrated of both heritages, and full-on drunk?

Suddenly Sir Attenborough?

[Artful Drunktective]

He referred to an Aesop's Fable as "The Child That Screams So Much Wolf". :D

[Dear Booze]

Gene ist ein Substantiv, ein Eigenname. Er stinkt so schlimm, dass er mich niederschlägt. Indikative Stimmung im Präsens, er schlägt den Kopf gegen den Zaun

[oettinger]

Gene ist ein Substantiv, ein Eigenname. Er stinkt so schlimm, dass er mich niederschlägt. Indikative Stimmung im Präsens, er schlägt den Kopf gegen den Zaun

Please convey that, you`re ruining MDM boards. That`s why connie and other friends from transylvania don`t post anymore!