He also uses it when he suffers from cotton mouth.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:22 pmHe keeps a small bottle of spit in his night stand which he uses for lube.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
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You know, there's an olde timey mincture for that partikillar snake bite. Rhymes with the name of my grandma's husband:. √|¢^¶∆÷√√Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:46 pmHe also uses it when he suffers from cotton mouth.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:22 pmHe keeps a small bottle of spit in his night stand which he uses for lube.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Wow! This thread is really creeping me out even more than Oettinger. You have all become what you hate most!
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Take it to the "Shit We Hate" thread Califnoricationer!
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He is revolving his trip to America around where he can get raped in redneck trailers.
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With showers at truck stops.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:11 pmHe is revolving his trip to America around where he can get raped in redneck trailers.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:34 amWith showers at truck stops.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:11 pmHe is revolving his trip to America around where he can get raped in redneck trailers.
HAAAAAAAAAA!
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He took off a Slayer hoodie only to reveal a Slayer t-shirt underneath.
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"...And I bet he dances without his hips, showing his teeth..." ---McCarthy from GhostbustersArtful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:57 pmHe took off a Slayer hoodie only to reveal a Slayer t-shirt underneath.
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He wears "Slash Style" lederhosen, not the Bavarian kind.
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He's a Jesuit spy for the Vatican. We are all being set up and there will be aggressive visits to your home by secret Jesuit agents of the New World Order. This man is a menace!
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Got debunked, have to drink myself into a new personality before the Aztec spies find me
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When he was born, his mom thought he was the placenta from his brother, hence why he starved while in the womb.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He nibbles on frozen french fries like a large rodent.
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