little known facts about Oettinger

[Patchez]

He just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.

A special dojo and rigorous training is a pretty big stretch from getting handjobs in alleys from a German dominatrix.

[Badfellow]

He just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.

A special dojo and rigorous training is a pretty big stretch from getting handjobs in alleys from a German dominatrix.

"Sweep the cock".

[Badfellow]

His "regular" personality and his Mr. Sock alter ego are slowly merging into a single, trash-heap kingdom ruled by cigarettes and governed by the tides of bumwine.

Soon he won't need the sock, and on that day we will all be doomed.

[Artful Drunktective]

He fake plays the bass guitar.

[Artful Drunktective]

Here he is with his bestie in Berlin.

[ThirstyDrunk]

He fake plays the bass guitar.

Bass players are a dime a dozen in Lo Han City.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Take me down to the Lo Han City where the bass is gay and the Oett is pretty.

[Badfellow]

He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.

[Patchez]

He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.

Four days. One frontwards, one backwards, one inside out, then one more spun around.

[Badfellow]

He rides the short bus to school.

[Badfellow]

He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.

Four days. One frontwards, one backwards, one inside out, then one more spun around.

How does hide the "tar" stains?

[Badfellow]

He lives just one town over from the original Neanderthal village, possible escapee.

[Patchez]

He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.

Four days. One frontwards, one backwards, one inside out, then one more spun around.

How does hide the "tar" stains?

It doesn't. It does give it a nice even coat though.

[Artful Drunktective]

He changes his underwear once every 3 days, whether he needs it or not.

Four days. One frontwards, one backwards, one inside out, then one more spun around.

How does hide the "tar" stains?

Duh! He uses the Topal SMoking Test Kit on his undies.

[oettinger]

My restroom was occupied, the next best choice of course was hiroshima and drunkasaki