little known facts about Oettinger

[Badfellow]

His father was stalked by a heavy breathing Nina (99 Red Balloons) lookalike. Possibly homeless.

[Badfellow]

He wants to join the band U2, fire everyone and change the name to FU2. He's really good at the heavy metal tambourine too.

[Artful Drunktective]

I heard that his groin smells like dog food.

Hey, pal. This is little known facts, not little known hearsay. If haven't sniffed his netherworldly groin region personally, you can't really confirm the fact that it smells like a bad can of Alpo or a gas station bathroom.

I thought it smelled like "Nein Lives"?

[Nausea]

I heard that his groin smells like dog food.

Hey, pal. This is little known facts, not little known hearsay. If haven't sniffed his netherworldly groin region personally, you can't really confirm the fact that it smells like a bad can of Alpo or a gas station bathroom.

I leave the confirmation of such facts to your talents.

[mistah willies]

I heard that his groin smells like dog food.

Hey, pal. This is little known facts, not little known hearsay. If haven't sniffed his netherworldly groin region personally, you can't really confirm the fact that it smells like a bad can of Alpo or a gas station bathroom.

I leave the confirmation of such facts to your talents.

Although it can't be confirmed, a secret source reports that he actually smells like beans and wine.

You are what you eat.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Back in the 70's he starred in a porno movie called "Fleshminster Flabby" with a bunch of overweight British chicks.

[Badfellow]

He wears clothes pins on his nipples. Wooden.

[Badfellow]

He finds soccer to be an exciting, fast paced spectator sport.

[oettinger]

Don`t tell my mom all of these

[Badfellow]

Hope it's alright. I told your mom that you're gay. Like, gay in a happy way. But I don't think that's how she took it.

[oettinger]

Hope it's alright. I told your mom that you're gay. Like, gay in a happy way. But I don't think that's how she took it.

Was she laughing or crying at you?

[Badfellow]

Hope it's alright. I told your mom that you're gay. Like, gay in a happy way. But I don't think that's how she took it.

Was she laughing or crying at you?

Couldn't tell. Possibly both at the same time. Is it normal for a person to pull their hair out?

[Artful Drunktective]

Oett in America

[Artful Drunktective]

He failed the special needs art and drawing class. Retard Sketching 101.

[Patchez]

He failed the special needs art and drawing class. Retard Sketching 101.

Is that retards drawing or drawing retards?