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Patchez wrote:
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He failed the special needs art and drawing class. Retard Sketching 101.
Is that retards drawing or drawing retards?
It was the crayon stick sketch of the entire family.
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He has to put his chastity belt on because he is spending the week getting drunk with Old$smart$kunk.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 11:20 pm
He has to put his chastity belt on because he is spending the week getting raped by Old$smart$kunk.
Fixed that right up for ya.
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Hehe. Naughty stuff is about to happens l

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Hehe. Naughty stuff is about to happens l
Simply,
I cannot imagine who will come out of this more mentally and physically damaged.

Sounds like this will be fun!

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Some driking passing out cycles are taking place.

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oettinger gets even drunker after a nap!

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Is this you Oettinger? I like your ninja style.

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Is this you Oettinger? I like your ninja style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxekzaVSCcM
yup nailed it, I got some disgusting bruises
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His Sunday afternoon "dumps" register an average of 6.2 on the seismograph at the University of Wupperdorf. Neighbors complain of explosive noises and pipes haunted by evil spirits.
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Friday. It's wash day for Oettinger. And so he goes down to the banks of the mighty Wupperdorf River, finds a large rock, then beats the crust from his undies for another week of hard work and hard drinking.
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^ ^ ^ Yes both pairs -the Slayer undies with the pentagram and the faded black Pantera bikini briefs with the dangling elastic waistband... then he pulls out a shopping cart he found floating in the Great Wupperdorf and uses it as a laundry basket.

Geez I've been talkin' about a lot of you drunkards undies and skivvies lately...hmmm
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He wears Slayer condoms.
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Ewwwwwww.
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Ewwwwwww.
I know. Slayer just ain't what they used to be. Very sad.

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