little known facts about Oettinger

[Nausea]

He once got so drunk that he used two urinal cakes as headphones. And he heard music.

[Badfellow]

He once got so drunk that he used two urinal cakes as headphones. And he heard music.

Yeah, I've heard that tune before. It sounds a lot like The Shaggs.

[Artful Drunktective]

He once got so drunk that he used two urinal cakes as headphones. And he heard music.

And that was after he rubbed them on his underwear to deodorize it so he wouldn't have to change them.

[Badfellow]

Urinal cakes are NOT to be used as deodorant. They should have warning tags for that printed in German and English.

[Artful Drunktective]

Urinal cakes are NOT to be used as deodorant. They should have warning tags for that printed in German and English.

Not true, it's the new rage these days. Like eating Tide Pods. He also invented that.

[Badfellow]

I assumed he was foaming at the mouth for other reasons.

[Artful Drunktective]

[oettinger]

Me too, even masturbating. Fool myself

[Patchez]

Me too, even masturbating. Fool myself

His special effects team is second to none.

[Artful Drunktective]

Me too, even masturbating. Fool myself

His special effects team is second to none.

He's special needs? Verzögert? That's most unfortunate.

[Artful Drunktective]

This is his mantra:



I think I posted this before somewhere else.

[Badfellow]

He looks and acts a lot like the younger, retarded brother of the Edge from U2.

[Badfellow]

He recently had issues following the plot of the Teletubbies. No joke.

[Patchez]

He recently had issues following the plot of the Teletubbies. No joke.

The one with the pink triangle distracted him.

[Artful Drunktective]

Typical weekend with Oett.