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Dude, you have a serious Seth MacFarlane problem.
Oh shit. I kind of remember posting that. I was pretty loaded. Funny, I've never seen the show. I just copied and pasted the rest of the wikipedia post that AD started.
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Yeah right
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One night of partying at his flat and the aftermath looks like Guns n' Roses had been there. Black leather layin' around among other things...
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He wears one of these to bed each night:

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^ ^ ^ HAHA yeah that was also laying on the floor. Except it was black leather...
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What the heck is that. But yeah I have a nice sixpack





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He lives across the street from Nosferatu.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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He lives across the street from Nosferatu.

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Ummm. This thread is supposed to contain "little known facts...", not "well known facts..." Do I have to report you to the Site Administrator?
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^ ^ ^ Yes yes you should report your complaint and I will be the one to answer the phone.

Can you bring me a margarita por favor? Maybe a 31 layer dip?
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He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.

This, of course, is not autobiographically-rooted in this poster's history.
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He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.

This, of course, is not autobiographically-rooted in this poster's history.
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Dedication to his big ol' apple butt. We should turn this thread into all the songs that describe Gene's posterior.

Gene's got a big ole' butt oh yeah!
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he gets all of his shopping at the gas station. He does not own a car
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Nausea wrote:
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He tugged on his wittle pee-pee a little too hard when discovering masturbation and now has friction burns.
He thought he had genital warts but the doctor informed him they are callouses.
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Mr. Viking wrote:
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he gets all of his shopping at the gas station. He does not own a car
Indeed sir. If he's lucky he can get a schnitzel while he's there for nutrients.They throw it at him like he's a seal.
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