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Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:51 am
Wow that looks terrible. It reminds me of the scene in Star Wars where Luke slices open that animal-llama-thingy to sleep inside for warmth.
The insides of the llama thingy would be much more appetizing.
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Hey, I saw something nearly identical on the sidewalk last night!

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They say Rambo can eat things that'll make a billygoat puke... doubt he'd touch that with a ten foot chopstick.
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And he wonders why he has chronic Drunkarrea©
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That is one epic mess. I thought I could make a concoction. Dude wins hands down.
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Thasts braindead menue, wash down with 2 dollar vodka lemos
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He gets vertigo from being so tall,
but his apple bottom is his ballast

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Give the ladies, even the fake ones some breathing room. Oett still hasn't found his next ex.
Challenge accepted!
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He gets out of the shower to pee
BWAHHHAHA I didn't know that

I wonder if I will answer every post in this thread, but I think I've already figured out the answer.

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I've seen him smoke a vodka with lemon and drink a cigarette.
Not many can do this.

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Moved this post from YKYDW thread due to relevancy but...
YKYDW...Not only do you meet a fellow MDM drunkard in Vegas for the first time, you marry 8 months later.

little known facts about married life with oettinger via a valid source, Mrs. oettinger:

* You realize now that the weekend in Vegas was your honeymoon.
* You name your "new addition" fur child (a tiny asshole Pomeranian) "Rambo".
* Your dinners always seemingly consists of random casserole concoctions.
* Skyping with fellow drunkards is considered a date night.
* You name your house plants after Guns n' Roses band members.
* Watching the Terminator movies back to back is considered foreplay.
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Badfellow:
Germans suck at the following:

*peppers
*hot sauce
*Mexican food
*American food
*rock music
*winning world wars
*sex
*bong hits

Me:
Shit Germans are good at:


*Knowing Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
*Knowing Jean Claude Van Damme movies
*Knowing all Rambo movies
*Beer
*sausages of all kinds
*Eating bread
*Making schnitzel
*Making pretzels
*Umlauts
*confusing the world with their random gender articles

Badfellow adding to what Germans are good at:

*Hasselhoff songs
*Starting wars
*Making crappy BMW's
*Wearing Lederhosen

If anyone has anything to add, please share. Danke.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:40 am

*winning world wars
Hay! It`s like the olympics: Just participate

We didn`t even try to compete btw
It was unfair from the get go, the Americans had Rambo and the Russians had Lundgren. Who`s gonna win that war??????*


*and before you ask, Arnold was gunning for President of California at that time, so we were FUCKED
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Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:29 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:40 am

*winning world wars
We didn`t even try to compete btw
It was unfair from the get go, the Americans had Rambo and the Russians had Lundgren. Who`s gonna win that war?
C'mon, man. Dolph Lundgren is from Sweden. That would be like me saying you were from East Germany, or the Birkenhof Institute for the Vodka Addled and Wilfully Retarded.


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his Terminator action figures or a pair of cut-off jean shorts. One of my most dependable supporters.



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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:09 pm

C'mon, man. Dolph Lundgren is from Sweden.

I thought Bjorttinger was too?
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Okay, I'm taking that oettinger had one helluva day Friday...

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I'm mixing a drink cause I want to hear the story...

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