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Just exactly what kind of showers are in these apartments?
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Is there one of his colleges nearby? If not, that's a deal breaker.

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Do they serve his steaks? If so, that's a dealbreaker. ZINGYOUBITCH!
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If it's not littered with crying, special snowflakes........ Deal breaker.

Also there better be some free soft core porn from the First Lady or, yeah, deal breaker.
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*rolls up sleeves*

Well hey there, and welcome back. How can we help you to help us?

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Ebonyoodman wrote:
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Somehow the phrase "we're from the government and we're here to help" comes to mind. If you ever hear that, you're fucked.

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Oh no, I killed your link.


Hey it still works in Drinking W`s quote.


Anyhow, can you service write something very mean yet funny that I`d like the say to a super stupid bot?
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If need an advice about resume writing, I would recommend you to try two ways. One of them is writing it by your own skills. It means you should study that subject and then write the text. It is the most difficult way. Another way is much better. You just need to find a professional resource where you can order it. For example, I trust those jenkem huffing pricks from the GFY ScottBailey. They are quite creative and always meet deadlines. Just what you need for a resume order.

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ScottBailey wrote:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:15 am
If need an advice about resume writing, I would recommend you to try two ways. One of them is writing it by your own skills. It means you should study that subject and then write the text. It is the most difficult way. Another way is much better. You just need to find a professional resource where you can order it. For example, I trust those pudhammering fucks from the GFY ScottBailey. They are quite creative and always meet deadlines. Just what you need for a resume order.
Thanks, Scott. Honestly, I've been eying up that chief of staff position with the Trumpster, but I'm not sure how to go about lying on my resume. Also, any suggestions for getting rid of that troublesome curry breath?
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:39 am
ScottBailey wrote:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:15 am
If need an advice about resume writing, I would recommend you to try two ways. One of them is writing it by your own skills. It means you should study that subject and then write the text. It is the most difficult way. Another way is much better. You just need to find a professional resource where you can order it. For example, I trust those pudhammering fucks from the GFY ScottBailey. They are quite creative and always meet deadlines. Just what you need for a resume order.
Thanks, Scott. Honestly, I've been eying up that chief of staff position with the Trumpster, but I'm not sure how to go about lying on my resume. Also, any suggestions for getting rid of that troublesome curry breath?
Me as well, Scotty. Beam me up with some bourbon, white label.

Got any tips on how to make money for more booze?
I know that you guys there in PakistIndia could use a drink to cool out.

Why not participate here very much more bettering?

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mistah willies wrote:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:38 pm
Me as well, Scotty. Beam me up with some bourbon, white label.
"Beam" me up Scotty? And Kirk's first name was "Jim"? It's almost as if Gene Bourbonberry himself.is sending messages through the space.time continuum to DRINK!!! unto the final frontier.
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:56 pm
"Beam" me up Scotty? And Kirk's first name was "Jim"? It's almost as if Gene Bourbonberry himself.is sending messages through the space.time continuum to DRINK!!! unto the final frontier.
Ah, yes. As a wee lad, me mum would send me down to the loch-soid to pluck the bourbonberries from the bourbonberry bush. Oy had me first jolly rogering with a fair lass who went by the name of Barbara under that bourbonberry bush.
We were both in our teens and would probably have to register as criminals these days. Ah, the mammaries...

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