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I feel it's bit ironic this thing is a frigging wall of text.

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Nice catch there, Bur.

Mods, let's leave this up. This could be some fun.

As Donald Rumsfield said to Stephen Colbert a few minutes ago:

"If it was Fact, then it wouldn't be Intelligence"


There are so many lovely quotes in the OP's text block. Irony at it's finest.

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This could b e handy. Could you tell me Sir how to incorp[orate my drinking almost nightly and all week end long into a resume so it sounds positive?

Better yet a way to incorporate drinking on the job as not only and asset but a requirement for great job performance from me.

We here on this forum need help with these issues.
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Bot wrote: "professional resume writing[/url] is one of the best resume writing company. It given tips and some of the important rules for considering at the time of making resume"

This is prime rib. Where's the horseradish? I need these company for writing of the resume to make best A Numbah One impressing of the work boss peoples.

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You love numba one Boss looooong time.
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me so honny, Johnny

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oettinger wrote:I`d rather have a kitchen
Hmmm. Ass women Kitchen cleaning. How hygienic is that? Maybe she will scramble the eggs with a spatula between her butt cheeks?

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brandonman wrote:I literally can't read the OP. Can somebody translate?
I don't think that even the original poster could do that.

Perhaps it's mental origami?

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mistah willies wrote:
brandonman wrote:I literally can't read the OP. Can somebody translate?
I don't think that even the original poster could do that.

Perhaps it's mental origami?
I found it to be one of the most highly informative and well written items about the cossack industry that I've ever read.
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