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Re: Ass Womens Online Clearance

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What the hell kinda spam-bot neglects to embed a URL link to their product?
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Re: Ass Womens Online Clearance

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peetie44 wrote: What the hell kinda spam-bot neglects to embed a URL link to their product?
I believe that URL link is now sleeping with the fishes. We just keep LeeVerna around for cheap entertainment.
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If you're going to spend hard earned money on asses of women online, it's good to know there is a clearance rack for that kind of thing.

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Re: Ass Womens Online Clearance

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Dollar Hooker Tree.
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Re: Ass Womens Online Clearance

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Worst thing was when I found out who she was.
I went like: Mom, I want my money back!
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brandonman wrote:I literally can't read the OP. Can somebody translate?
I believe that it is created using the Brion Gysin cut-up method (q.v.).
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Re: Ass Womens Online Clearance

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Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:Dollar Hooker Tree.
You can't get what you need at The Whore Depot?
If not, Hoe's will carry it.

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Avoid Dick's though. Unless that's what you're into.
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*grabs popcorn*
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I get so pissed when the bots don't respond.
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Patchez wrote:I get so pissed when the bots don't respond.
One bot replied to a pm once, turned out to be just an idiot
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Help for english essay ?

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I have the project work to write the english essay on pudhammer.

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Pudhammer.

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I need a 5 paragraph pudhammer by tomorrow for my kid's special ed class, and I need a couple gills of rum right now. Better run your ass down to the bodega, Jodirhanna. And get me some smokes too.
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Re: Help for english essay ?

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Jodirhanna wrote:I have the project work to write the english essay on pudhammer...
Perhaps Diva Bitch can help. Jimmy Lester has been giving her English lessons. Plus, although I don't know what a pudhammer is, it sounds like something about which Diva might know a thing or two.
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Re: Help for english essay ?

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JAMES BOND in PUDHAMMER!

in theaters everywhere starting December 16
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